Friday, March 22, 2013

Kuntah Kuntah

Tatkala line slow begini...moleklah kirenye sy memberikan kuiz minda kpd anda semua. Tahukah anda ape itu KUNTAH? Ye kuntah mengikut kamus dewan bahasa mikhail, ianya bermaksud MUNTAH. Ye..muntah yg uwek2 berterabur tu la. Tp mengikut versi beliau, jika muntah..anda harus menyebut...kuntah kuntah. Contohnya begini...situasi adalah beliau batuk...sekali beliau termuntah..jadi ayatnye adalah berbunyi begini..."ummi...kuntah-kuntah...". Sambil menunjukkan hasil "kuntahan" tersebut.

Apa?? Awak x pedulik??


Fine.


Saya cerita pasal mende lain.


Awak sume pernah mimpi x? Mimpi yg awak ingati sehingga saat ini? Saya pernah.


Apa?? Awak x pedulik lg? Lantak la..sy peduli apa..sy tetap mahu cerita. Xpedulik!!


Mimpi. Mainan tidur. Kdg2 lepas mimpi kt mcm x berapa nk ingt kisahnye. Kdg2 kt ingt siapa pelakon utama sahaja. Macam saya, setakat sy mimpikan Lee Min Ho dan Kim Hyun Joong tu mcm bukan perkara pelik. Tp sy x ingt samada sy mmpi bercinta dgn mereka atau hanya melihat gambar shj. Lupa.

LMH dalam Faith-The Great Doctor...wauuu..yummeh

erm..auwww....KHJ dlm BOF...oooh jin-ho sunbae

Tp ada 1 mimpi yg sy ingati hingga ke hari ini. Saya mimpi bercinta dgn beliau. Saya ingati setiap detik percintaan yang indah bersama beliau. Indah sungguh. Baiknyer beliau di dalam mimpi itu. Hey...ini siryes. Mimpi yg buatkan awak tersenyum berbunga2. Sudahlah beliau kaya...baik pula. Siap selamatkan saya ketika tsunami. Sweet bukan? Rupanya best jugek bercinta ngan orang tua ni. Patut retis suka bcinta ngan datuk2 yg da berusia..ehhh....memandai je buat fitnah. Malu nak reveal siapa yg sy terbercinta tu..kih3....

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apa??? awak semua x kenal beliau? Baguslah...kih3


Beliau yg saya termimpikan tanpa sengaja adalah Sir Richard Branson. Awak x kenal? Sila la gugel.

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Malas sy nk terangkan sapa beliau. Kalau pernah tgk most richest people in the world/europe..dia antra yg masuk senarai if x silap. Bajet aku mariah carey kah mahu bercinta dgn dia??? Ala dlm mimpi je pon.  Dan korg xyah nak imagine lelebih mimpi ape..da state..mpi becinta biasa2 gitu. Tampa kang melambung!


Tajuk lain cerita lain. Itu kepakaran saya.


*rebah berterusan*


Kbai.

6 comments:

Kak Lia said...

hahhahaa..lawakk..siyesss lawak...

Elya Roza said...

Mimpi before subuh or sebelum dear? If before subuh tu..mimpi tu betol..ekekekeke..

Elya Roza said...
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